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Postby Miserable Liar » Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:52 pm

"I say we give him the old fish fingers, they've been in the fridge for months, they're absolutely leathal!"

Eddie Hitler, a ploy to kill the burgular.
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Postby elko » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:47 pm

"It's about the most pointless book since 'How To Learn French' was translated into French."

-Edmund Blackadder, on the Dictionary.
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Postby Miserable Liar » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:49 pm

"Yeh, into the colouring-in room!"

Eddie Hitler, said to the burgular.
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Postby elko » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:16 pm

"Somebody's boring me. I think it's me."

-Dylan Thomas, a true legend, and imminently quotable.

Noted also for his dying words:

"I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record."
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Postby Miserable Liar » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:18 pm

"D'you fuckin' want some?!"

Tongue-in-cheek by Mozza during an interview.
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Postby rubygirl » Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:27 am

<!--QuoteBegin-elko+Aug 10 2005, 11:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (elko @ Aug 10 2005, 11:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Somebody's boring me. I think it's me."

-Dylan Thomas, a true legend, and imminently quotable.

Noted also for his dying words:

"I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Dylan is so very quotable, i'd say <!--emo&:rolleyes:-->Image<!--endemo-->
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Postby elko » Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:11 am

"Yeah....they're ruined...."

-Alan Partridge, when orange juice is spilt into his box of James Bond videos. It's a catchphrase in my house.
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Postby Miserable Liar » Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:18 am

"Back o' the net!"

Alan Patridge, what a guy!
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Postby elko » Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:22 am

"If Beethoven were alive, and not deaf, he would give up music entirely after listening to this."

-Some random fellow, on 'A Day In The Life'.
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Postby the_queen_is_dead » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:06 pm

and now for tomorrow's headlines:

"fleetwood mac buried in dog avalanche"

the day today

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who invented the skip?

(alan)

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Lynn, you seem in a remarkably cheerful mood considering it's the first anniversary of your mother's death

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Postby the_queen_is_dead » Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:39 pm

ah i've just been reminded of my favourite ever alan quote. and it's actually making my tear tear apart.

"do you shave your crackling?"

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Postby Miserable Liar » Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:40 pm

"I ate a scotch egg."

Ahhh, so mant Alan fans!
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Postby The Boy with a thorn in his side » Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:44 pm

"Les, cover it up mate"
Only people who saw "The extras" tonight will get this I suppose.
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Postby rubygirl » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:56 pm

Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn.

Gore Vidal
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Postby Miserable Liar » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:57 pm

"I will send you some teabags in the post."

Me, how wonderful.
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