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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:52 pm
by Miserable Liar
"I say we give him the old fish fingers, they've been in the fridge for months, they're absolutely leathal!"

Eddie Hitler, a ploy to kill the burgular.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:47 pm
by elko
"It's about the most pointless book since 'How To Learn French' was translated into French."

-Edmund Blackadder, on the Dictionary.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:49 pm
by Miserable Liar
"Yeh, into the colouring-in room!"

Eddie Hitler, said to the burgular.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:16 pm
by elko
"Somebody's boring me. I think it's me."

-Dylan Thomas, a true legend, and imminently quotable.

Noted also for his dying words:

"I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record."

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:18 pm
by Miserable Liar
"D'you fuckin' want some?!"

Tongue-in-cheek by Mozza during an interview.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:27 am
by rubygirl
<!--QuoteBegin-elko+Aug 10 2005, 11:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (elko @ Aug 10 2005, 11:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Somebody's boring me. I think it's me."

-Dylan Thomas, a true legend, and imminently quotable.

Noted also for his dying words:

"I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Dylan is so very quotable, i'd say <!--emo&:rolleyes:-->Image<!--endemo-->
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"From all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most"
(where was that from? I cannot remember, but love it nevertheless) <!--emo&:P-->Image<!--endemo-->

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:11 am
by elko
"Yeah....they're ruined...."

-Alan Partridge, when orange juice is spilt into his box of James Bond videos. It's a catchphrase in my house.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:18 am
by Miserable Liar
"Back o' the net!"

Alan Patridge, what a guy!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:22 am
by elko
"If Beethoven were alive, and not deaf, he would give up music entirely after listening to this."

-Some random fellow, on 'A Day In The Life'.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:06 pm
by the_queen_is_dead
and now for tomorrow's headlines:

"fleetwood mac buried in dog avalanche"

the day today

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who invented the skip?

(alan)

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Lynn, you seem in a remarkably cheerful mood considering it's the first anniversary of your mother's death

(alan)

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:39 pm
by the_queen_is_dead
ah i've just been reminded of my favourite ever alan quote. and it's actually making my tear tear apart.

"do you shave your crackling?"

<!--emo&:lol:-->Image<!--endemo--> his face.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:40 pm
by Miserable Liar
"I ate a scotch egg."

Ahhh, so mant Alan fans!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:44 pm
by The Boy with a thorn in his side
"Les, cover it up mate"
Only people who saw "The extras" tonight will get this I suppose.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:56 pm
by rubygirl
Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn.

Gore Vidal
(I love this guy!)

PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:57 pm
by Miserable Liar
"I will send you some teabags in the post."

Me, how wonderful.