Shag Marry Kill

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Postby tca2005 » Tue May 23, 2006 4:01 pm

well I'm sure you all know how to play, but basically the person before you names 3 people, and you have to shag one, marry the other, and kill the other. Ladies can play too, but only if you're lesbians (joking!). Maybe you might need your own thread, or maybe you will just have to wait for some considerate gentleman to put up 3 male options.

So, here goes, this might fall flat on its arse but ho-hum:

Condoleeza Rice
Hillary Clinton
Cherie Blair
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Postby Grim O'Grady » Tue May 23, 2006 6:19 pm

if we are gonna run with this then maybe we ought to go male/female turns eh?
so ok

shag Clinton
marry Rice
kill Blair



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Postby tca2005 » Tue May 23, 2006 8:59 pm

Shag Marr (nice hair, rockstar)
Marry Rourke (solid, good company)
Kill Moz (because he'd prefer it to marrying or shagging me) ;)

Failing that let's just have a threesome ;)

EDIT: sorry to go all Jodi Marsh on you, but hey, at least she's against fur (and Galloway)
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Postby stanyewest » Tue May 23, 2006 9:52 pm

Females for the lads

Sarah Jessica Parker

Terri Hatcher

Jodi Marsh
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Postby Truman Capote » Tue May 23, 2006 10:43 pm

Shag Jodi Marsh
Marry Terri Hatcher
Kill Sarah Jessica Parker

Mike Tyson
Jack Nicholson
Woody Allen
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Postby tca2005 » Wed May 24, 2006 9:35 am

Sorry girls but you took too long.

Shag Woody
Marry Mike
Kill Jack

For some reason I just don't seem to care about Hollywood actors

Avril Lavigne
Alanis Morisette
Nerina Pallot
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Postby the_queen_is_dead » Wed May 24, 2006 11:10 am

shag alanis (fowar)

dunno who the other girl is, but kill avril lavigne
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I'm keeping flowers in full bloom.
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Postby tca2005 » Wed May 24, 2006 12:04 pm

queen you're supposed to say three more after answering. oh you'll be the death of me you will.

Right, here goes, not to be sexist:

Bob Dylan
John Lennon
Johnny Cash
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Postby Grim O'Grady » Wed May 24, 2006 9:20 pm

I want to reply but there's only Dyl left to kill
So I'll leave it to someone else... :D

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Postby tca2005 » Wed May 24, 2006 9:39 pm

Don't be like that Grim use a little imagination!
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Postby the_queen_is_dead » Wed May 24, 2006 10:44 pm

sorry tim. i just got caught up thinking about alanis there....

i do apologise profusely!
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Postby tca2005 » Thu May 25, 2006 8:51 am

Whatever floats your boat....now imagine them in their prime and let's play shag marry kill for

Johhny Cash
John Lennon
Bob Dylan
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Postby Grim O'Grady » Thu May 25, 2006 9:05 am

ok ok
Shag Cash
Marry Lennon
kill Dylan

but only after a last supper together & I'd get Johnny to shoot him, then me & John would go off to live on a remote island (off the coast of Liverpool)


G(W) Bush
A Blair
S Hussein

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Queen Elisabeth 1
Queen Elisabeth 2
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Postby tca2005 » Thu May 25, 2006 10:53 am

Good lad

Shag Elizabeth I (because of Blackadder)
Marry Victoria
Kill Elizabeth II

how about:

Natasha Kaplinsky
Sophie Raworth (the blonde bird who reads the news at 6)
Fona Bruce

AND/OR

Michael Burke
Trevor McDonald
George Alagiah
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Postby Mal_Adjusted » Thu May 25, 2006 6:35 pm

shag michael burke
marry george
kill trevs

all light-hearted fun



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