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Postby Truman Capote » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:12 am

Shag Monroe

Marry Garbo

Kill Bettie Page



Charles Manson
Phil Spector
Elton John
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Postby Pashernate_Lover » Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:44 am

Truman Capote wrote:Shag Monroe

Marry Garbo

Kill Bettie Page



Charles Manson
Phil Spector
Elton John


Kill Bettie Page? Dear goodness why???
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Postby tca2005 » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:27 pm

Truman Capote wrote:Shag Monroe

Marry Garbo

Kill Bettie Page



Charles Manson
Phil Spector
Elton John


Shag Phil
Marry Charles
Kill Elton for obvious reasons.


Natalie Bassinghtwaite (Izzy from Neighbours)
Lara Sacher (Serena Bishop off Neighbours until she died along with her family in a horriffic terrorist attack on Paul Robinson's private plane)
Skye Mangle from Neighbours

AND/OR (remember you can do both)

Karl Kennedy
Dylan Timmons
Stuart Parker (all off Neighbours if you hadn't guessed)

We should really have a Neighbours thread
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Postby Truman Capote » Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:35 am

(Pashy, I killed Bettie Page because I really would love to shag Marilyn and marry the Garbo, that's all :) .)

What about ménage a la trois with Marilyn and Bettie and then killing myself?
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Postby Truman Capote » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:14 am

Shag Natalie Bassingthwaite

Marry Stephanie McIntosh

Kill Lara Sacher (or she would killed me first, I have always found her quite dangerous)

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men:
Antonio Banderas

Enrique Iglesias

Hank Azaria (The guy from 'Huff')

women:
Salma Hayek

Penelope Cruz

Jennifer Lopez
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Postby Pashernate_Lover » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:57 am

Shag: Jennifer Lopez
Marry: Selma Hayek
Kill: Penelope Cruz


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Mozart

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Postby madmancmonkey » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:15 am

oh er. can I answer this even though I am Male?

Right so ... shag Mozart ..becuase if we have a son 9not physcologically possible so..0 he would be a child prodigy)

Marry Beethoven (He's deaf!)

And kill Chopin because he fails to fit into my menage-a-trois!

I,m not that way inclined so lets just clear that up!





Ricky Gervais
Russel Brand
Simon Amstell
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Postby the_queen_is_dead » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:12 pm

i reckon beethoven looks a bit of a stud on that picture. mozart and chopin just look creepy.
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Postby yandee » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:19 pm

Wasn't there among the thousands and thousands of portraits of Mozart any other than that??? Makes me puke for it reminds me of the Salzburger Mozartkugel...you know those sweets...they got just the same picture on them...you shouldn't try to eat as many Mozartkugeln as possible...really...really you shouldn't.
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Postby elko » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:37 pm

mancsmithsfan wrote:oh er. can I answer this even though I am Male?

Right so ... shag Mozart ..becuase if we have a son 9not physcologically possible so..0 he would be a child prodigy)

Marry Beethoven (He's deaf!)

And kill Chopin because he fails to fit into my menage-a-trois!

I,m not that way inclined so lets just clear that up!





Ricky Gervais
Russel Brand
Simon Amstell

Kill Amstell, annoying.

Shag Russell, nice hair.

Marry Gerv, I love him already so s'alright.

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Postby Truman Capote » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:53 pm

Marry Thom Yorke
Kill Noel Gallagher
Shag Damon Albarn

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Postby rubygirl » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:29 pm

* let someone answer before I kill them all...
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Postby elko » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:18 pm

rubygirl wrote: * let someone answer before I kill them all...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Seconded.
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Postby Boxguy » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:50 am

All in favor, say "aye"...
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Postby Pashernate_Lover » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:35 am

Truman Capote wrote:Marry Thom Yorke
Kill Noel Gallagher
Shag Damon Albarn

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Axl Rose
Bon Scott
Steven Tyler



Shag: Bon Scott (Because I don't know who he is.)
Marry: Steven Tyler (Big lips have to be good for something...)
Kill: Axl Rose

Your Choices:

Ringo Starr

George Harrison

John Lennon
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