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Postby tca2005 » Fri May 26, 2006 9:48 am

shag curly
marry larry
kill mo

Marge Simpson
Olive Oil
Wilma Flintstone
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Postby Grim O'Grady » Fri May 26, 2006 6:17 pm

ooooh Wilma no no no what about Betty now she was a hotty!
can I shag Wilma & Betty
marry Marge
& soz Olive kill kill kill

Am I getting a bit too much into this now?

Bing Crosby
Bob Hope
Fred Astaire

or

Cilla Black
Sandie Shaw
Dusty Springfield
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Postby Pashernate_Lover » Fri May 26, 2006 6:29 pm

Grim O'Grady wrote:
Bing Crosby
Bob Hope
Fred Astaire



shag Fred Astaire (nice body)
marry Bing Crosby
kill Bob Hope

Okay, how about

Ian Curtis
Robert Smith
Black Francis
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Postby tca2005 » Fri May 26, 2006 10:31 pm

oooh a tough one

Shag Ian
Marry Robert
Kill Frank

I mean come on who wouldn't want to marry Robert (well, except for Moz) He's just such a nice steady guy!

Harry Hill
Chris Morris
Steve Coogan
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Postby elko » Sat May 27, 2006 2:16 am

Shag Steve Coogan (he's an animal apparently)
Marry Chris Morris
Kill Harry Hill (I love him, but c'mon, Chris Morris!)

Okay, enough blokes now....

Chrissie Hynde
Debbie Harry
Siouxsie (of Banshee fame)
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Postby Girl Unafraid » Sat May 27, 2006 6:08 am

elko wrote:Shag Steve Coogan (he's an animal apparently)
Marry Chris Morris
Kill Harry Hill (I love him, but c'mon, Chris Morris!)

Okay, enough blokes now....

Chrissie Hynde
Debbie Harry
Siouxsie (of Banshee fame)


Shag Siouxsie for hours upon end
Marry Chrissie Hynde for a lifetime of good shags
Kill Debbie Harry after a good shagging session

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Jade Goody
Chantelle

(no, you can't kill them all) :angry:
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Postby Grim O'Grady » Sat May 27, 2006 7:15 am

shag Chantelle (to death)
marry Jade (but she meets an untimely end on our honeymoon at Niagra, she thought it was something to do with a sexual performance enhancing drug & went over in the bucket)
kill the screech fi BB7

on the theme though

sezer the geezer Image

Ricky the Dickey Image

Pete "wanker sweet" Image
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Postby Pashernate_Lover » Sat May 27, 2006 7:49 am

Did anyone ever tell you that you are the devil, Grim? Because you are :P .

Shag Pete (include paper bag over head though)
Marry Sezer
Kill Ricky.
Vomit 18 times.
A note upon his desk
"P.S. Bring Me Home And Have Me!"
Leather elbows on a tweed coat
-Oh!-
Is THAT the best you can do ?
So came his reply :
"But on the desk is where I want you!"
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Postby Truman Capote » Sat May 27, 2006 8:14 am

Robert De Niro

Joe Pesci

Silvester Stallone
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Postby the_queen_is_dead » Sat May 27, 2006 11:47 am

RE: Steve Coogan being an animal, I heard last night he was a nymphomaniac. He just doesn't seem the type! It ruins my image of him a bit, especially with courtney love...bleurgh.
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Postby Pashernate_Lover » Wed May 31, 2006 6:03 pm

Truman Capote wrote:Robert De Niro

Joe Pesci

Silvester Stallone



Shag Silvester Stallone (His first movie was supposedly Italian Stallion- so that sounds promising :P )
Marry Joe Pesci (Yay My Cousin Vinny!)
Kill Robert Deniro (Sorry, but he studied with 2 of the greats of theatre, so I cannot allow him to live- he is just too well trained :P )

Cheech Marin
Tommy Chong
Pauly Shore
A note upon his desk
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Leather elbows on a tweed coat
-Oh!-
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Postby tca2005 » Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:05 pm

Shag Cheech
Marry Pauly
Kill Tommy

Lucy Liu
Cameron Diaz
Drew Barrymore (in her prime - and don't anyone dare say "ET" even as a joke you sick sick bastards) ;)
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Postby Grim O'Grady » Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:34 pm

shag Drew Barrymore (loved that film like groundhog day)
marry Cameron Diaz (for something about mary)
kill lucy (cos I can't think of owt she's done that's good?)

Jesus
Mohammed
God
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Postby Pashernate_Lover » Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:36 pm

Grim O'Grady wrote:Jesus
Mohammed
God


Shag Jesus because he was RIPPED!
Marry G-d because then I would be able to create demidieties!
Kill Mohammed by process of elimination.

Marilyn Monreo
Bettie Page
Greta Garbo
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A note upon his desk
"P.S. Bring Me Home And Have Me!"
Leather elbows on a tweed coat
-Oh!-
Is THAT the best you can do ?
So came his reply :
"But on the desk is where I want you!"
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Postby Grim O'Grady » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:03 pm

Pashernate_Lover wrote:<!--quoteo(post=28915:date=Jun 1 2006, 10:34 PM:name=Grim O'Grady)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Grim O'Grady @ Jun 1 2006, 10:34 PM) [snapback]28915[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
Jesus
Mohammed
God


Shag Jesus because he was RIPPED!
Marry G-d because then I would be able to create demidieties!
Kill Mohammed by process of elimination.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

& should we not have an option Pashy dear? :D
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