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Postby helmoz » Mon May 08, 2006 7:13 pm

i went on solo for the first time in ages today. their new forum seems much better than the old one. i think i might stay there after all.
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Postby elko » Mon May 08, 2006 7:57 pm

helmoz wrote:i went on solo for the first time in ages today. their new forum seems much better than the old one. i think i might stay there after all.

So long as you stay here as well :P

Actually, if anyone whose gonna be posting there regularly wouldn't mind putting a link to here in their sig or something - it'd be handy not just to attract new members but also for search engine rankings.
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Postby Chorlton_Ruffian » Fri May 12, 2006 9:55 am

Moz solo looks a bit of a mess right now, but am I the only one who finds the fake setlists hilarious? Example:

The great man played Ringbleeder Of The Soreentrance in its entirety:

I Will Wee On Strangers' Faces
Dear Jed, Please Felch Me
You Have Drilled Me
The Hungest Was The Most Bummed
In The Future When Balls Swell
The Lager That Must Be Swilled

Life Is An Arsewipe
I'll Never Sing Mariah Carey's 'Hero' Now
On The Sheets I Rammed
To Me You Are A Diry Tart
I Just Want To Leave A Hoy Crappy
At Last Some Good Porn

Encores were:

Good Looking Glans About Brown
I Knew I Was Feck'd
Loo Man Peeing
Gangbang



[i]Wow! That was an AWESOME Moz gig!!!

Setlist:

ENTRANCE MUSIC: Old Ned (Theme from Steptoe & Son)

Ammunition
? New Song ? (chorus: "Pato Banton is me")
On The Streets I Ran
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CRITICAL ONSLAUGHT: In which Morrissey invites selected audience members to join him on stage and hurl pre-prepared bottles of stagnant piss at a cage featuring every music journalist who’s given him less than a five star review, accompanied by Mikey’s instrumental rendition of Journalists Who Lie on farfisa organ.
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I Knew I Was Next
Lucky Lisp (Instrumental)
Dear Jah, I And I Is Suffering (dub version of Ringleader favourite)
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AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION: In which Morrissey informs the crowd that he’s “drugged and hiddenâ€
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Postby helmoz » Fri May 12, 2006 1:06 pm

some of those are gross, but i found this one hilarious:

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
THE BIG FIGHT: In which Morrissey, wearing a sumo suit, and a topless Boz Boorer spend 2 minutes ‘belly-bouncing’ one another while Jesse leads the crowd in a sing-a-long chant of DJ Otzi’s “Hey Baby (Ooh Ah)â€
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Postby elko » Fri May 12, 2006 3:05 pm

[quote="Chorlton_Ruffian"]
Setlist:

ENTRANCE MUSIC: Old Ned (Theme from Steptoe & Son)

Ammunition
? New Song ? (chorus: "Pato Banton is me")
On The Streets I Ran
-----
CRITICAL ONSLAUGHT: In which Morrissey invites selected audience members to join him on stage and hurl pre-prepared bottles of stagnant piss at a cage featuring every music journalist who’s given him less than a five star review, accompanied by Mikey’s instrumental rendition of Journalists Who Lie on farfisa organ.
-----
I Knew I Was Next
Lucky Lisp (Instrumental)
Dear Jah, I And I Is Suffering (dub version of Ringleader favourite)
-----
AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION: In which Morrissey informs the crowd that he’s “drugged and hiddenâ€
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Postby Chorlton_Ruffian » Fri May 12, 2006 5:39 pm

The best one is: 'I Don't Owe You Anything (special appearance by Mike Joyce)'

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Postby Still Ill » Fri May 12, 2006 8:06 pm

It was funny. At first.

Let's see how many new members we can attract through the new forum.
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Postby cyberman » Sun May 14, 2006 12:47 pm

[quote="Chorlton_Ruffian"]
Moz solo looks a bit of a mess right now, but am I the only one who finds the fake setlists hilarious? Example:

The great man played Ringbleeder Of The Soreentrance in its entirety:

I Will Wee On Strangers' Faces
Dear Jed, Please Felch Me
You Have Drilled Me
The Hungest Was The Most Bummed
In The Future When Balls Swell
The Lager That Must Be Swilled

Life Is An Arsewipe
I'll Never Sing Mariah Carey's 'Hero' Now
On The Sheets I Rammed
To Me You Are A Diry Tart
I Just Want To Leave A Hoy Crappy
At Last Some Good Porn

Encores were:

Good Looking Glans About Brown
I Knew I Was Feck'd
Loo Man Peeing
Gangbang



[i]Wow! That was an AWESOME Moz gig!!!

Setlist:

ENTRANCE MUSIC: Old Ned (Theme from Steptoe & Son)

Ammunition
? New Song ? (chorus: "Pato Banton is me")
On The Streets I Ran
-----
CRITICAL ONSLAUGHT: In which Morrissey invites selected audience members to join him on stage and hurl pre-prepared bottles of stagnant piss at a cage featuring every music journalist who’s given him less than a five star review, accompanied by Mikey’s instrumental rendition of Journalists Who Lie on farfisa organ.
-----
I Knew I Was Next
Lucky Lisp (Instrumental)
Dear Jah, I And I Is Suffering (dub version of Ringleader favourite)
-----
AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION: In which Morrissey informs the crowd that he’s “drugged and hiddenâ€
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Postby elko » Sun May 14, 2006 2:52 pm

cyberman wrote:I stopped going on SoLow because of posts like this, and i must say I'm really disappointed to find the same filth being peddled here.

In case you didn't notice, this is a post lifted directly from M-Solo.

It doesn't reflect the views of anyone here (though I did find the middle one funny).

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->It's obvious from the general tone of posts like this, that they are meant to cause offence, particularly to gay people. Maybe one would have to be gay to pick up on the sneering contempt for gay people included in this post, or perhaps it's obvious to a blind man.
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I hate to be contentious, but I don't believe that it was meant to be offensive to gay people. Certainly I didn't see it as anymore than well-intentioned crude humour, but I'm willing to accept that you might be right. However, we are not a homophobic board, which seems to be what you're implying.
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Postby cyberman » Sun May 14, 2006 4:16 pm

"In case you didn't notice, this is a post lifted directly from M-Solo.

It doesn't reflect the views of anyone here (though I did find the middle one funny)."

Yes, i knew it had been lifted directly from SoLow. I'd read his other fake setlists/gig reviews, which were much more blatantly homophobic and offensive.
I wasn't suggesting it reflected the views of anyone here, i was merely saying that i personally find it offensive and in extremely poor taste and that I was disappointed to see it reproduced here.
I'd further suggest that the fact that you found "the middle one funny" is rather akin to generally disapproving of the holocaust, but admiring the efficiency with which it was carried out.



"I hate to be contentious, but I don't believe that it was meant to be offensive to gay people."

I know who posted it, and yes, it was most certainly meant to be offensive to gay people, and as i myself am gay, I do speak with a degree of authority.

"Certainly I didn't see it as anymore than well-intentioned crude humour, but I'm willing to accept that you might be right. However, we are not a homophobic board, which seems to be what you're implying"

I'm not "implying" any such thing, and to suggest that is disingenuous. The fact that you and others here think this is just harmless fun, and can't recognise it as being the thin edge of the wedge, is what troubled me, as I KNOW for a FACT that this persons intention was malicious, and I know when someone is pissing down my back and telling me it's raining.
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Postby elko » Sun May 14, 2006 5:31 pm

I've PMed you.

This thread is serving no purpose anymore (if it ever did).
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