Worst ever album covers

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Postby elko » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:26 pm

In stark comparison with The Smiths fantastic record covers, here are some 'interesting' ones...



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Postby Still Ill » Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:09 am

What a relief! At first I thought this might be a discussion of worst Smiths covers! Hope those covers weren't from your collection..... <!--emo&;)-->Image<!--endemo-->
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Postby girl_afraid » Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:49 pm

Haha, what makes people think things like that are a good idea?! Devastatin' Dave is quite a cool name though... In the way that it's so very bad, it's almost good. AND it rhymes with 'slave'!! <!--emo&:o-->Image<!--endemo-->

There was an article in Q last month about the worst ever album covers, there was one with a really fat naked guy in a load of mud with a pig... That was pretty damn gross.
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Postby elko » Fri Nov 05, 2004 8:16 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-Noonan McKane+Nov 5 2004, 09:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Noonan McKane @ Nov 5 2004, 09:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Elko, as I scrolled down that post, I found myself thinking:
"THAT is the gayest picture I have ever.....No, hang on, THAT is the gayest picture I have ev...No, wait; THAT is the gayest picture I have ever s.....THESE are the gayest pictures I have ever seen....."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Heh, that's what I was thinking too, the second one in particular is ridiculously gay. Oh, all of them are!

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Incidentally, did you know that Andy Warhol's famous cover pic for The Rolling Stones 1971 masterpiece, "Sticky Fingers", which is a monochrome photo of a jeans-clad man's crotch, is the same fella as "The Smiths" cover star, Joe Dellasandro?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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Postby rubygirl » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:55 pm

And how do you like these...?

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Postby reclamation » Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:47 am

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Postby Noonan McKane » Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:11 am

I recognise the lassie on the last one.

I'm utterly terrified of the first one.

I don't want to think about the middle one, anymore. The icy moustache, it troubles me greatly.
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Postby rubygirl » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:55 pm

This gorgeous new thread - your favourite slbum covers, reminded me of this section - in the hideous state of mind I am in it's easier for me to remember bad things:ph34r:

Anyway, illustrating:

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Postby Domestique » Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:02 pm

Oh Jesus, thank god it's a few hours since I ate! You really should have given us prior warning of that!
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Postby rubygirl » Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:17 pm

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But please, the warning is in the title of the thread itself! <!--emo&;)-->Image<!--endemo-->
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Postby Domestique » Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:22 pm

<!--QuoteBegin-rubygirl+Jul 5 2005, 11:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (rubygirl @ Jul 5 2005, 11:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Domestique+Jul 5 2005, 10:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Domestique @ Jul 5 2005, 10:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Oh Jesus, thank god it's a few hours since I ate! You really should have given us prior warning of that!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
But please, the warning is in the title of the thread itself! <!--emo&;)-->Image<!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You're absolutely right, I apologise. Someone's not paying attention <!--emo&:rolleyes:-->Image<!--endemo-->
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Postby rubygirl » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:55 pm

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That's all I can say.

P.S. For more album-cover -nastiness, you can check out this site:
<a href='http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/' target='_blank'>Museum of Bad Album Covers</a>
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