ELKISMS!

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Postby Miserable Liar » Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:54 am

Well, i've done a few as a little in-joke. You may as well all have a look. 3 Beatles albums, made into Elkisms!

Observe:

Rubber Ball, You Can Bounce It!

1.Drive My Elk
2.Elkweigan Stud (Some Bird Got Off)
3.Elk Won’t See Me If I Hide Away My Love
4.Nowhere Man (Beatle’s Cover)
5.Think of Your Elk
6.Say The Elk
7.Elko, My Doorbell (When you going to ring it?)
8.What Goes On With You and Elk When I’m Not There?!
9.Shit
10.I’m Looking Down On You
11.In My Elk
12.Ellis!
13.If I Fucked Someone Other Than Elk, Would You Tell Him?
14.Run Over Elk if You Can Little Girl, Bury His Ass In Some Sand Little Girl


The Elksters (The ELK Album)


Disc 1

1.Back In Bristol
2.Dear Elkie-Dearest
3.Glass Elko
4.Elki-Di, Elki-Da
5.Elko Honey…..errrrrr….Elk!
6.The Continuing List of Tracks Including Elk in the title
7.While Bristol City Weeps After Another Loss
8.Happiness is a Warm Welcome to Elko after arriving back at Bristol Airport
9.Elko My Beer,,,,,,is over there, could you pass it over please
10.I’m So Drunk
11.Blackburn Rovers are really shite….errr….ELK!
12.Elkies!
13.-RANDOM SHOUTING OF THE WORD “SHIT!â€
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Postby Grim O'Grady » Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:10 am

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I'd love to see what you'd come up with pished then? :D

made me giggle out loud & I'm still singing Run Over Elk if You Can Little Girl, Bury His Ass In Some Sand Little Girl

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Postby helmoz » Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:18 am

excellent!
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Postby elko » Sat Oct 07, 2006 2:45 pm

ohhhhhhhhhh god
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Postby Grim O'Grady » Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:11 am

elko wrote:ohhhhhhhhhh god


How sad is Elks? & how sad has he been? He'll let you know! :D

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Postby Truman Capote » Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:48 am

Oh, I want to make a good ELKISM but I can't, I'll be working on one for these next months.
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Postby Still Ill » Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:30 am

Elki-Di, Elki-Da (I've never cared for that song!)
While Bristol City Weeps After Another Loss :P (But that joke isn't funny anymore...)

I haven't called him Elko in so long, so honorable mention goes to track 12. Ellis! :lol:


I can't come up with a good Elkism either, TC --yet.
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